Yep, this is my webpage. I reckon I am probably the most neurotic, paranoid, self-persecuting feline on the planet. Please read the lovely female humans reason for this personality:
Sorry people, no photograph this time! I just wanted to say a big HELLO to all the people who visit our cat web site regularly, you are very welcome!
I'm looking forward to more time in the cage over the new few months while restoration work is in progress. Maybe you'll see more photographs of me enjoying the Adelaide sunny weather!
27 September 2008
Hereon known as SWMBO
Over the last few years, Trouble had been very reclusive, retiring, and scared of his own shadow. We are not sure how this happened, but are doing our best to win over his trust again.
Consequentially, it became very difficult to get photographs of him. Especially since he hated he flash on the camera, and did not enjoy getting RED-EYE. He was often heard to wail annoyingly when he discovered his photograph did not get his better side.
More recently -- thanks to aggressive-therapy in the form of regular hugs, a lot of TLC, and personalised attention -- Trouble has started to come of his shell. He has become accustomed to eating with his siblings, sleeping in the loungeroom curled up on a curtain pelmet. He even likes Fluff now. Although it's unsure if she likes him.
Anyhow, this means that more photographs of Trouble will be on display shortly. Watch this space. Fluff - your rule is almost over!
Trouble absolutely LOVES computers. This is his best way of expressing how he really feels about them other cats - he only hopes they don't read it! Trouble enjoys leaving messages in the bottom of his food bowl for the male human slae to decipher and retype onto his web page.
Trouble wants to be an astronaut when he grows up. But for now he is happy to be friends with all the cats in the pool at flickr.com
29 July 2006
In the right light, you can actually see the neurotic stare in my black eyes.
It doesn't help when he uses a Canon 50mm Fixed Lens that enables the camera to capture as much as light as possible when there is only house-light available.
Shhh, don't tell him, but I actually like this shot. Not too dark, but not too much detail that you can see the brown-ness of my fur. I would love to be BLACK!!
24 April 2007
Shit, did you have to photograph me with that much light? I am gonna be blind for weeks. Thankfully most of the light was diffused by my luscious long tail. BLOODY HUMAN : CAN'T YOU PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS?! Wait, no, you can, but then you BLOODY pick it up again! FREAK! Fsssssssk!!!
26 February 2004
Unlike house-sharing, we have to contend for space on the lounge. We like to sit next to the humans, but often there is insufficent space for both of us ... so I have to endure Mischief and his annoying habit of slowly pushing me off the lounge so he gets it all to himself. BASTARD!
29 January 2004
Hello!
This is me and my brother Mischief sharing a paperbag seat together. The human master took this shot thinking we were chewing on his shoe laces: Truth be said, their actually too long and drag on the ground. Silly man!
Anyhow, welcome to my little corner of the WWW where my siblings and I present photographs of ourselves, stories of our lives and a few links to our favourite sites on the internet.
6 April 2003
Trouble is medium of size and prefers medium to rare steak. Of the four feral felines found in a carpark in the city of Adelaide, SA, Australia, he is the cat more likely to be scared to death by a falling leaf.
Name: Trouble | Very Troubled Cat (VTC) | Eek, Hey You! Get Off!
Date of Birth: November 11, 2000
Hair: Don't talk about my hair! It is not black, and barely brown. I hate it. I want to be dropped in a vat of black-die. This color is so last-year!
Eyes: Yeah, two. Black & Yellow. It's rude to stare.
Height: Always the highest. I like to get as high as I can possibly get. I gotta stay away from Fluff. I think she hates me.
Weight: Wait for what? I cannnot stop moving. Fluff might catch up with me!
Hobbies: Running, Purring, Being chasing by Fluff. Oh, I cannot forget: Following Mischief, Sniffing Bums, Cuddling the Human Female's right arm, Stealing chocolate stuff from the kitchen bench.
Favorite Foods: Whatever is left after Fluff has eaten.
Favorite Beverage: refer to "Favorite Foods"
Occupation: RUNNING!!!
Wow! Those humans have it so lucky!! These humans we live with might have a reasonably big television, but I have seen adverts for a BIGGER sceen, something they call a cinema.
When Mischief managed to get onto the internet one time, we found these great movies that we just havta go see. Have you seen them?
Wars with Stars? It’s hard enough fighting against other cats, let alone with one of them dots that appear when the sky goes dark. I prefer the sun, even if it is really really hot!
I really enjoy quizzing myself on my felinformation. See if you outdo me:
. This website handcoded in MS Notepad by ezCREATE.com.au