Important Information about the Four Feral Cats

Each cat wanted to lay claim to this page. So we let them all say something:

Famous Quotations & Sayings About Cats

"These quotes are suitable for repeating, framing, or just printing out and hanging up over your computer." - Fluff

"Yawn. This page is worth every paw-print I made on it. Read these. I helped find them." - Mischief

"Leave me alone. I am sleeping. Quotes page? When did we authorise this? Oh. Fluff. Tell her to take a long walk off a short water-bowl" - Trouble

"Wrapping those humans around my non-articulating paw is heaps of fun. Oh, you want me to talk about quotes, not say one? Well, read this:"- Paws

Here few quotes relating to the marvelous feline today. Read them and perhaps gain just a little bit of insight.

"Cats don't like change without their consent."

Roger A. Caras

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."

Joseph Wood Krutch

"Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled and it makes a sound when you jump on it."

Stephen Baker

"If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first."

Arthur Weigall

"Even if you have just destroyed a Ming vase, just purr. Usually all will be forgiven."

Lenny Rubenstein

"Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously."

Louis J. Camuti, D.V.M.

"Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it."

Winifred Carriere

"If a cat spoke, it would say things like, "Hey, I don't see the problem here."

Roy Blount, Jr.

"If cats could talk, they wouldn't."

Nan Porter

"In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats."

English Proverb

"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch."

Leo Dworken

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."

Bruce Graham

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

Jeff Valdez

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

Mary Bly

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."

Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

Albert Schweitzer

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."

Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strangecats."

Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."

Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."