Embarrasment
Far out, she had to put her arm around me. That Paws is soooo embarrassing!
News
Did you hear? Trouble is gone to the kitty-litter tray in the sky! I hear the poor guy had some internal problems. Not good at all. The four mousketeers are down to three. I know Mischief misses him massively. I do too. Sort of. Now I have nobody to chase.
30 July 2011
Furry Cushion for Feline Comfort
Oh My Furry Gawd, five months into 2011 ... and this is his FIRST photograph of me??!! NO WAY!!
Yeah. But no bad. He bought me, I mean us four furry felines, this deliciously comfortable cushion this morning.
But I know he bought as much for himself as it was for me.
See, it matches his lounge suite. Well, almost. Mine looks better, much better.
NOW, GO AWAY! I am sleeping here.
GET THAT FLASH GUN OUTTA MY FACE! Goddam hoomans...
PS: Did you know that today is the end of the end of the world? ... Bahahhahahahaa... wait, it's all fake?
Oh you dastardly hooman fiends! I was so ready to take on my true title of Majesty Royale & First Leader of "The Inter-Galactic Fellowship of Feline Friendship
21 May 2011
~ Fluff, Magesty Royale, Leader of our House
Yep, this is my webpage. I reckon I am the most photographed cat in this house. But instead of being domineering [if that is at all possible], I will only show a small sample of the photograph my humans have taken of me over the last eight years. Imagine how many photo's they would have if they had a baby human!
Profile
Fluff is the smallest of four feral felines found in a carpark in the city of Adelaide, SA, Australia. She is cute, petite, amusing -- and a terror on four legs!
Name: Fluff | Fluffio | Hey YOU!
Date of Birth: November 11, 1998
Place of Birth: In the car park of a family's business in the Adelaide CBD. But where? Not sure where exactly. All I can remember is the humans called themselves ‘ dancers '. Not sure what that is. Maybe it's like when Paws & Mischief fight for my chair. Oh yeah, and those boutique, pink, colorful walls.
Hair: Speckled brown, grey, black, and the occasional white streak.
Presumably from the stress of having to deal with three stupid siblings. And I prefer to call it FUR.
Eyes: Icy Cold Blue
Height: Depends.
Sometimes my tail is up, my head is down. And I like to stand on my hind legs and smoke Havana Cigars when the humans are not home. Remind me not to be too honest.
Weight: Much less than that fat-cat Mischief!!
Hobbies: Napping, Birdwatching, and little else. Oh yeah, I also enjoy Chasing Bugs, Stalking, Pawing the face of the Female Human, Biting my brothers tails. Sigh. Life is so busy when you are cat.
Favorite Foods: Fresh Kangaroo Meat
Favorite Beverage: Tap water. But I liked fresh milk when I was a kitten.
Occupation: Mean Bitch. What else would I do?
Siblings
I guess you want to see the web pages of my siblings. Sigh. If I must.
